I like your beard.

I went to our lovely nations capital this weekend to say some more goodbyes....goodbyes suck. Only 25 more days readers, and I shall be off on my grand adventure. It's probably the most scary, yet wonderful thing imaginable. Anyway, I'm keeping this post brief because I really would like to go to sleep. All I have to say is this is my soulmate's twin brother. He's pretty awesome. He's had a beard for a while, but said the mustache was all mine. I think it's one of the better gifts I've been given in life. Oh I should randomly throw in that he's a fantastic musician, and a really nice person, even if his house does smell like a bong.
-Queen of Conquests

-Get someone (a male) to grow a mustache for me

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ICE CREAM!

My marble slab partner in crime is leaving me this Sunday, to venture across the country, so we celebrated with epic cupcakes!. I have to say that it was really awesome to have her help me with this bucket list, and in a sense it became hers as well (we're both leaving, thus I felt it applicable), anyway before I turn into an emotional sap, I shall continue with the details of this bucket list task. Every week since the start of summer we formed an agreement if you will. I buy marble slab and she drive me around...ice cream in exchange for wheels in other words. Now marble slab, is the most remarkable company I have ever come across...you pick from a million different flavors and THEN (the piece du resistance), they put WHATEVER you want in it, and ever better, it can come in milkshake form (if you ever come across a marble slab, I recommend the peanut butter milkshake with oreo, a ball of cookie dough, and skor) We managed to fill up 4 cards, and let me tell you those ice creams ladies were impressed with us (I may have had a friend working there that gave me a little extra lovin with the stamp <3).  Anyway, I highly recommend this place! Oh and a surprising thing...all my pants still fit!!
-Queen of conquests with the assistance of the Little Panda.

                                                                                                  -Fill up as many marble slab cards as possible

   

Oh I forgot a few things!

I'm leaving in a month. Thus, I'm going a little bit crazy with these tasks. I cannot leave Canada with these unfinished...which would mean I would have wasted 700 dollars...I don't want to waste 700 dollars. So here are two more tasks I've completed. 1. I finally started the process of getting my license! I've driven to work twice...with other cars on the road, and oh darling readers, it's just fabulous! Plus, my dad is a pushover, and I get to drive his car. On the other hand, my mother is not that much of a pushover, and made stretching my ears very difficult, I only reached a size 2 tauper...for those of you who know what that actually means (roughly a little thinner than a pencil), before she saw and demanded across the dinner table that they be ripped out. So in a sense I found a loop-pole in that task, but I shall reach the ideal size in England...I mean it's not like she can reach across the ocean and tell me to rip them out...oh I'm bad...very very bad.
-Queen of Conquests

-Get my License 

-Stretch my ears

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Well fellow readers, I have inked myself once again. My mother knows about this one though...she says I'm plastered. Ah well, I always had an addiction to drawing on myself as a child, so perhaps this is the psychological antidote. This was a spur of the moment decision with one of my best friends, whom is such a happy little panda, I couldn't have picked a better person to do it with; plus we were very...VERY blessed to have a VERY VERY attractive tattoo artist touch our stinky feet. Maybe he's into smelly feet though, you know like some sort of fetish. Ah well, I'd keep my feet stinky for him any day.
-Queen of Conquests

-Get a Tattoo this Summer

Now all I need is a straw hat and a sandy dog

Why hello there, I hope that you're having a wonderful day, such as I am having the pleasure of experiencing. My tummy is full and happy with cake and cupcakes.  Hooray for birthday weeks! Anywho, I'm really starting to put the petal to the metal with these tasks, and with the harassment of a certain co-worker I am staying diligent! Today, I learned how to play the most cliche beginners ukulele song that people learn to play...which was 'I'm yours,' by Jason Mraz. I know you buggers suspected it,  but alas it had to be done. It was quite easy and to be honest I may have to continue this learning process because it's such a fun little toy. And deep down I know that my co-workers would have much rather heard my serenading than having me doing actual work.. that's how I see it in my mind anyway.
-Queen of Conquests

-Learn how to play one song on the ukulele

www.postsecret.com

Okay, so those of you familiar with the postsecret blog...you understand the concept, for those of you who have not experienced its wonderful(ness), here's a breakdown; Anonymous people send post cards that can be plain or exuberantly artistic to a man named Frank Warren. Then, every Sunday he uploads these postcards that have anonymous secrets. In a sense, I am kind of cheating because I have somewhat of an identity on this blog....buuuuuut I do have to provide photo documentation, and to be honest I don't mind if people know this secret. I think Frank would understand. Can I just mention that I have an undying love for crayons?
-Queen of Conquests




























-Make a postsecret and put it in Kingston